sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
(via sibiet)
i only have two emotions
1. i hate myself im such a bitch
2. i love myself im such a bitch
(via thriveondemise)
I made this for my informative speech in school~
Is there any incorrect or iffy information?? If so please send me an ask to let me know!!
EDIT 4: Most updated version as of May 6th!!!
(via saltunderthesea)
*does something incredibly stupid or embarrassing* well, one day we’ll all be fucking dead. Everybody dead. We’ll all die. Fucking dead. Everyone. Fucking everyone gone. No more bad times.






