osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

(via sibiet)

(via blindarmy)

princess-jpeg:

i only have two emotions
1. i hate myself im such a bitch
2. i love myself im such a bitch

(via thriveondemise)

luci-fucker:
“ where-my-wild-things-are:
“ Bee the difference
”
i have never so cheerfully been told something this terrifying and certainly not by a bee
”

demongirlblaze:

I made this for my informative speech in school~

Is there any incorrect or iffy information?? If so please send me an ask to let me know!!

EDIT 4: Most updated version as of May 6th!!!

(via saltunderthesea)

(via reverseoceans)

toxicwinner:

the smarter u are the more men arent funny 

(via persianpotterhead-deactivated20)

trefoiled:
“Veronika Gilková
”

thelongandwindingrefn:

*does something incredibly stupid or embarrassing* well, one day we’ll all be fucking dead. Everybody dead. We’ll all die. Fucking dead. Everyone. Fucking everyone gone. No more bad times.

(via methbusters-deactivated20210316)

(via murderkai)

(Source: gifdisney, via chemical-despair)

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